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      <image:caption>Identity: Unknown Age: Unknown Height: 7’5 Weight: 364lbs   Most members of the Allied Force know very little about MegaBabe. The rest of the world knows even less. News Sources across the world report contradicting information. Her powers appear to be limitless. Whether this is technological prowess, augmented powers or a natural ability is unknown. Roosevelt has introduced  a weakness. She’s great at out thinking a super villains, but her former pet may be causing her the greatest amount of grief yet.   MegaBabe is an incredibly tall and powerful looking mixed race woman. She wears superhero spandex with yellow and red line on it and she has long black hair. She wears large gauntlets on each arm and a helmet on her head that connects to a mask that forms the shape of an M.  </image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Identity: Walter Capeheart Age: 46 Height: 6’1 Weight: 225 lbs   SCUDDLES DATAFEED: Mood Ring is MegaBabe’s most trusted teammate within the team she leads called “The Allied Force.” Mood Ring is able to channel his feelings into his physical body and call upon great strength. He can also use his ring to trigger emotional response from others. He’s also able to feed off vibes giving him foresight into the abilities and skills of other combatants.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Age: 6 Height: 3’8 Weight:67lbs   SCUDDLES DATAFEED: At only six years old; young Shayna shows maturity, intelligence and skill well beyond her age. She’s managed to problem solve to an advanced degree. Yet, her impulsive nature and curiosity have often lead her to trouble.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Roboto Muchacho is the Robotic Guardian of the Border of Mexico. He works to protect the people of Mexico. He continues to wear a stereotypical costume to remind him of the injustice</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tigron is the longest serving member of the Allied Force. His powers include super strength, invulnerability, and fast reflexes. He’s currently lost in deep space.</image:caption>
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